"The only water bottle legally allowed to be used while eating smørrebrød."
Tough enough for a raid, elegant enough for the Royal Opera.
Scientifically measured to fit perfectly in a Christiania bike box, right between your groceries and your two blonde children named Valdemar and Freja.
Keeps water cold for 24 hours (like a winter dip) or coffee hot for 12 hours (like a cozy cafe). Comes with a tiny knitted sweater.
Made from recycled wind turbine blades and surplus LEGO bricks. (Disclaimer: Not actually LEGOs, but wouldn't that be cool?)
She gave up her voice for legs, but honestly? She should have asked for a Hygge Drikke Bottle. Perfect for sitting on a rock and looking wistfully at Sweden.
"If I had this bottle, I wouldn't need to be part of your world. I'd just stay hydrated."
- H.C. Andersen (probably)
We dropped it from the Round Tower. We ran it over with a Nihola bike. We even let a tourist handle it. It survived.
"To drink, or not to drink? With this bottle, that is no longer the question. It is infinite hydration."
"I usually drink beer, but when I drink water, I want it to look like it won a design award in 1950."
"It's better than LEGOs. Okay, don't tell anyone I said that. But it hurts less when you step on it."
Order now and we'll include a free vague sense of societal happiness and a recipe for rye bread.
Accepted currencies: DKK, Euro, Pastries.